Friday, June 10, 2005

Marry Me?

So, I have a theory that it becomes exponentially more difficult to get married the older you get and I think I know why. I believe that marriage has a moderating effect on both parties involved. From my own experience, I know how out of control men can get when left with each other. Women seem to have some power that makes the men who like them not want to put a cherry bomb in the mail box or shoot guns at trains as they go by (I've done the last one). I don't exactly know where this calming influence comes from, but I do believe it's usually there.

However, both sexes, without this moderating effect, become increasingly eccentric. By that word, I mean that they become too stuck in their weird personal habits that they've never had to change because of someone else. For example: I have a name for the jug of water I drink from. By itself that is just a harmless and endearing quirk. However you add a hundred other weird quirks to that and the opposite sex gets scared of you. The longer you live without marriage, the more of these "quirks" or "eccentricities" become ingrained in your life and the less appeal you have to others. I don't know if I've explained this good enough. It's just a thought I've had for a while.

4 comments:

Jason said...

I think you're right. You really have no hope at all of stopping the downward spiral that keeps going and going and is showing no signs of slowing. Good luck!

be said...

I've put cherry bombs in mail boxes before. And mortar shells in port-o-potties. And lit mail boxes on fire. After having cut wholes in it so that the burning paint thinner could drip out.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what sound a giraffe makes?

Anonymous said...

I keep asking myself, "Would I vote for a candidate for Governor who has shot at a train?" Yes, but I hope that he doesnt make any admissions about me too.