Friday, July 15, 2005

Easter Comes Earlier Every Year

Yesterday I went to the mall with Jason in hopes of getting a shirt or two since I hate all my clothes and I'm tired of wearing the same six or seven shirts I own every week again and again. The only variety I have is that I can sometimes switch up the order. Anyway, we went to the mall and I came away empty handed (This has happened now the last three times I've been to the mall). I just cannot stand the current styles in mens fashion. I would think that I'm just old, but I don't think I ever see anyone wearing any of these clothes either. The two biggest problems I saw were that either the sleeves were too short or they came in Easter colors. I felt like I was in Willy Wonka's factory with all the crazy colors that abounded. I mean, who wears a neon light blue shirt with pink stripes? So, I guess my question is, am I the only person who can't find mens clothes or am I just a fashion dud?

Monday, July 11, 2005

Late Night Visions of Perfection

Last night, I woke up at about 5:00 a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep at all. I think I was having a dream about dating because my mind was harrowed up by what felt like an eternal torment on that very subject. I laid in my bed, in a feverish haze, (after I had gotten out of bed briefly to relieve myself) thinking of the futility of my efforts and also how petty all the games and stupid things about dating are. I began to feel that I could rise above all the silliness and pettiness. I began to get grand ideas about how I would change and become a new man. At around 5:40 a.m., probably due to the excess strain on my mind, I returned to my slumber. Upon awaking, I could not remember any of my "grand ideas" from the previous night. Not a thing. Now I know why Moroni had to come four times. I guess I'll just have to keep living my unenlightened lifestyle for a little bit longer.