Nickname

I wish I had a cool nickname that started with the word "The" like "The professor" or "The preacher" or "The postman". It doesn't even have to start with the letter "p" like all my examples. Does anybody have any ideas?

It's Official

The ghost of Abraham O. Smoot that has haunted VP 11 in the past, for some inexplicable reason has decided to follow me down to Louisiana. I have had two encounters during the past week.

1) Last week in the library, twice I put something in my bag only to look up and immediately see that the item had been taken out of my bag.

2) I heard wailing in my house Sunday morning when I was all by myself (There was no wind).

Physical Challenge

I offer $100 to the first person to complete the physical challenge from the 2nd to 1st floor ($150 for 3rd to 2nd floor). The only caveats are that there must be two witnesses and a video recording sent to me.

Gentlemen, the gauntlet has been thrown.