Tuesday, September 13, 2005

It's Official

The ghost of Abraham O. Smoot that has haunted VP 11 in the past, for some inexplicable reason has decided to follow me down to Louisiana. I have had two encounters during the past week.

1) Last week in the library, twice I put something in my bag only to look up and immediately see that the item had been taken out of my bag.

2) I heard wailing in my house Sunday morning when I was all by myself (There was no wind).

4 comments:

be said...

What if multiple people experience the so-called hallucination? Doesn't third-party perspective validate an experience?

Anonymous said...

Smoot removed the hot sauce lid today before I gave it a big shake. I hate that ghost. (Even though I don't believe in him.)

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmm.....hotsauce.....

Paul Smart said...

I swear right as I read the word "Smoot" in this post, a cardboard box suddenly fell off of my desk behind me. No explanation (except for the obvious of course).