Slarm (n): an incorporeal unit of laziness
Because the chicks dig it.
Text messaging seems annoying to me. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
It increases your chances of dying prematurly of a brain tumor, thereby putting an end to your pitiful existence--something I know you want even more than the rest of us. (Rebut that.)
Speak for yourself, Rocky.
Because I'll get one if you get one first.
How else will you ever be able to say, "Hello, my name is Nick"?
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Because the chicks dig it.
Text messaging seems annoying to me. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
It increases your chances of dying prematurly of a brain tumor, thereby putting an end to your pitiful existence--something I know you want even more than the rest of us. (Rebut that.)
Speak for yourself, Rocky.
Because I'll get one if you get one first.
How else will you ever be able to say, "Hello, my name is Nick"?
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