Why King Kong Can Get a Girl and I Can't

1. King Kong gets girls in the palm of his hand.
2. King Kong has much bigger muscles.
3. King Kong knows the best way to get a girl to like you is to ignore her and be a jerk to her (like growling at her when she doesn't do what you say).
4. King Kong doesn't take no for an answer (In fact, he'll eat you if you tell him no). I usually just assume the answer is no.
5. King Kong isn't afraid to get out on a limb (or the Empire State Building) for a girl.
6. King Kong can kill three T-Rexes at the same time. This is just too awesome to compete with.
7. King Kong is willing to give a girl a chance even though she might not be his type (or species).

So pretty much the only thing I have in common with King Kong is that neither of us own a cell phone. At least that gives me a little hope.