Paul Appreciation Week

Paul Smart made me an offer I couldn't refuse for me to make it his week. Many of you don't know Paul and for that you should be ashamed of yourselves. I've slept in the same bed as Paul and I have nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone must now write their favorite memories of Paul, even if you've never met him.

Belly Button Lint

This is just one of those great mysteries of life. I've never really had a belly button lint problem. I've only had it a few times in my life. However, I once had a roommate, who shall go unnamed, who had to pick a big nugget of lint out of his belly button about twice a day. But where does it come from? The prevailing theory is that it comes from rubbing fuzz off the inside of your shirt. But if that's the case, why doesn't everyone get it? There are all kinds of other variables that must come into play like the amount your stomach sticks out, chest hair, fabric of the shirt, etc., but it still makes no sense. Can anyone answer this vexing question? My own belief is that there is a lint monster who, tooth fairy-esque, goes around and puts lint in the belly buttons of bad boys and girls.

Bryant Appreciation Week

Bryant gave me the most money, so he has earned the right to be appreciated this week. His donation of $.05 has been deposited into my offshore bank account in the Virgin Islands specifically created as the "Appreciation Week Account."
It is fitting that Bryant has decided to express his feelings more to others last week so let's do the same for him. (Except in my case, because I don't have any feelings) So everyone must start their comments to my post with these words, "I love Bryant because..." and then you may fill in the blank. The only rule is that you must use the word "love" or your post will be baleeted.
Have a Happy BAW.

Stefani Appreciation Week

This week we have the honor of honoring one of our favorite people, Stefani Ward. She will be the first in a series of many who we will have a chance to extol. What do you do for someone during their Appreciation Week? I don't know. I don't have all the answers, I just supply the questions. I suggest that everyone comments on this post their pledges of what they will do to outwardly show Stefani their appreciation. But Stefani Appreciation Week can be a time for individual reflection and inner-stuff too. Also, whoever sends me the most money will have the honor of Appreciation Week next week.

WARNING: Naked Pictures of Me

I can't believe you clicked on this link! You should be ashamed!

First Annual COY Awards

AND THE COY AWARD GOES TO:

For best imitation of COY - DeCOY
For most wanted precious antibodies - Kim Stobel
For best blog post about COY - Aaron Roundy "Precioius Antibodies"
For most egregious act of disdain against COY - Ronnie Steelman (for leaving it at someone elses house for a week)
For most whole-hearted appreciation of COY - Bryant Casteel/Trevor
Lifetime achievement award - Orum Young (for inadvertently inventing COY)

To Stobel

This is a picture of a tapeworm. Normally, these are found in dogs or swine, but occasionally they may be found in humans, especially in third world countries. The amazing thing about them is that they grow in your intestine to become up to 12 meters long. The reason that I tell you this is that our friend Kim has a parasite (probably not this one because this one's not transmitted through bad drinking water) and I want to be the first to name him. I hereby dub Kim's parasite, Walter...Walter the Worm. Kim, I hope that you and Walter can have many years of happiness together and that you can have a truly symbiotic relationship with him and all of his children and grandchildren.